After fourteen titles in our DeCROTCHery series, one wonders why anybody would ever go head-to-head...or balls-to-balls...with Jobe Zander. The man is a muscle god in a powder blue Speedo, and he has never, EVER looked better. He struts onto the glossy black mats, leading with his impressive cock, ready to teach a youthful Dante Martin a thing or two about Can-Am wrestling.