Dude, most moms are kinda old and used up, but your mom looks like a stripper...and a sizzling hot stripper at that! It's almost that she knows I've got a big dick, because every time she looks at me, she immediately looks down at my crotch (which is usually starting to bulge out at that point). It's almost like she's telling me that she wants a huge load of my cum up inside her dripping snatch! So dude, tonight's our poker night, but I won't be there... I think it's time I paid your mom a visit, in private!