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Garchaster's Cornblade

Garchaster's Cornblade

(2026)

Overview

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Featured Crew

  1. Director : Kasper Meltedhair
  2. Producer : Kasper Meltedhair,Brewce Longo
  3. Writer : Kasper Meltedhair
  4. Editor : Kasper Meltedhair,Brewce Longo,Andy Heck Boyd
  5. Cast : Lyndsie Jane Earle,Kasper Meltedhair,Donald Farmer,Brewce Longo,Andy Heck Boyd,Carrie Phillips,Matt Minter,X Menzak,Dogfood Williams,Mary Faust,Michelle Wanhala,Nicholas DeGideo,Emily Kaldenbaugh,Eli Elliot,Brad Ulrey,Logan Lyons,Motor Oil,Josh Christensen,Ion Birch,Del Worshim,Tyler Antoine,Dylan Mars Greenberg,Nicole Elyse,Myene Yanu,Newt Wallen,Noopy,Michael DiFrancesco,Bernadette Cuvalo,Doug Lussenhop,Warren Chan,Ryan Hendo,Jon Mora,Vinny Nutt,David Nelson

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Original TitleGarchaster's Cornblade

Status Released

Release Information

  • 2026-08-16

Original Language

Runtime 01h 49m

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