Hot, hard-partying detectives Davis and DeSoto (Elly Clutch and Addison Vodka) have let pleasure get in the way of doing diligent police work too many times and are one fuck up away from being demoted to desk duty. When a high-profile Hollywood actress is murdered, the easily distracted duo’s police chief assigns them to the case, in hope of seeing them fail yet again. The slutty partners are drawn into a twisted case wrapped around a weird and pervy cast of potential suspects. Did a jealous rival or an obsessed fan commit the dastardly crime? Perhaps it was the victim’s scheming houseboy Reg (Mike Ox), or porn stars Leaky and Squeaky (Isiah Maxwell and Willow Ryder). Or was it failed film director Lenny (Scott Nails)? Incompetent as they may be, Davis and DeSoto might finally be onto something this time - if they can keep it in their pants long enough to crack the case!