When a group of frustrated, undersexed athletes signs up for an exclusive "private yoga" retreat, they quickly discover that downward dog isn't the only position on the menu. Instructor Arad Winwin leads his eager students—Dante Colle, Jack Hunter, Pierce Paris, and the rest—through a series of increasingly intimate stretches that leave nothing to the imagination. As the session heats up, mats get pushed aside and spandex gets peeled off, revealing throbbing, uncut cocks ready for deep, bareback meditation. The group quickly abandons any pretense of mindfulness, diving headfirst into a sweaty, muscle-on-muscle orgy where every hole gets stretched, every mouth gets filled, and the only breathing technique practiced is heavy panting. Shot in a sun-drenched studio with sweat-slicked bodies and relentless, high-energy action, Private Yoga proves that the best workout is the one that leaves you leaking and breathless.