A year comes to an end, a year full of mystery: Why did the Pope resign? And Uli Hoeness didn't? Why doesn't Angela Merkel have a bug-proof cell phone? Why does Boris Becker stick fly swatters to his head? And what on earth will become of Philipp Rösler? At least there were a few answers. A goal is also a goal if the ball flies through a hole into the net. And from the outside. Edward Snowden finds shelter with the flawless democrat Putin. And Ikea's moose lasagna is made of pork. That's not nice. But funny. Dieter Nuhr looks back on everything the past twelve months had to offer.